i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that
— Kavita Ramdas (via bonvivantx)
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
— unknown (via swiftbeat)
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
I will never make it.